Thanks For Holding

This Blog Will Not Become My Bedazzler

Hi everyone,

I know that it has been a minute since my last blog post and you are probably lost without my blog's silly and unique take on life. None the less, I wanted to let you all know that I really do love to write this blog (especially if others are actually reading it). So... I am newly determined to continue the upkeep of this blog for your reading and laughing pleasure. Blogging is my new thing and unlike other things I have tried in the past I really want to stick with it. I am trying my hardest so that this blog does not go the way of my bedazzler, clarinet lessons, tap classes, and rock collection. All of which I eventually lost interest in and discontinued my involvement with. Since the last time I have blogged I have had different experiences witch have directed my life's metaphorical boat on yet another alternate route. I went from one job to no job then to three jobs all while trying to maintain my sanity over all the stress. The most recent experiences with my family and friends have made me appreciate even more how much variety is the spice of life, and reminded me of how much I enjoy new adventures. So to the readers of Saucy in the City I would like to say....Thanks for holding for me while life happened!

Preemptive Dating

Some people are too picky when it comes to dating, they will disregard any potential mate for any superficial thing. He/She does not meet height requirements, hang nail, small quirky habits. Obviously those people are way too picky and will not be able to find someone easily that lives up to their ridiculous standards. But what do we do when someone comes along that we enjoy and find acceptable to date and we find out something that could be a deal breaker? How do you know when something is a deal breaker or when something should be over looked?
Certain things are obvious like someone who has no job (by choice) in addition to no direction in life and it all stems from their own sheer laziness. Another warning sign could be someone who does not ever wear shoes. The end result for those people is generally some kind of disease contracted from the sick things on the ground. Keep in mind that a few differences are to be expected in a potential partner but grandiose contrast will eventually lead to the demise of the relationship. There is a cliché that states "opposites attract" but know that attraction is only one part of a relationship, usually in the beginning, the actual cliché that is a more accurate reflection of real life is "birds of a feather flock together". Making wise choices in the beginning of affiliation with another person can save you of lots of grief and time.

Yeah I Did That
When I mailed my first instalment of informational letters to EDD I did something that was totally me. This letter was meant to be sent out with in a certain time frame. I received it on a Thursday and filled in the necessary information sometime over the weekend and had it in the mail on Monday morning.  Tuesday morning I received the very same letter that I had sent out on Monday. This was due to the fact that when I folded the letter to place it in the envelope I put my own address showing in the window. So as embarrassed as I was I just had to laugh at my own retardedness. I had to walk to my local post office and buy more stamps since I had wasted my last stamp on the letter to myself.

Random Facts For Your Everyday Life

* Flossing regularly can increase your life expectancy by six years.

* The name Wendy was made up by the author of Peter Pan.

* Hummingbirds can't walk.




Gear Grinders

Women who get dolled up to go to the gym. I mean seriously why bother if your supposed to be sweating there is no point in wearing heavy make up and outfits that match with your tennis shoes. I go to the gym looking like a dirty dish rag sometimes. I can appreciate not dressing like a bum for the gym but putting way too much effort into a look that is almost sure to go unnoticed my the narcissistic meat heads is a complete  waste of time. And not to mention make up. What happens when you sweat?! That mascara and foundation have a melting effect that is definitely not doing a thing for you visually. So if you're one of those dolly women please do us all a favor and resist the urge to tease, tweeze, paint, and style yourself so that you can focus on getting a good workout.